Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010

Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 :Good health is merely the slowest possible Rate at which one can die.
Number 8 :Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, Make him a sandwich .
Number 7 :Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet and They won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 : Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you Still can't help but smile when You shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 :Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, Lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 :All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3 :Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 :In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 : "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"