A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper

A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper.

A friend of his, who happened to be in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.. Very upset, he approached him and said:

'Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?

Moshe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.

So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world.

The news is so much better!'