Joke

A Muslim mufti was seated next to a Canadian on a flight from
Dubai to Calgary.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Canadian asked for a Rum and Coke, which was placed before him.
The Flight Attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores than let liquor touch my lips..............'
>Shocked to hear that, the Canadian handed his drink back to the
attendant and said : 'Me too...... I didn't know we had a choice."